[Chords]
E 022100
E/G# 422100
Caug 032110
Caug/F# 232110
C#m 446654
A x02220
A/C# 9776xx
F#m 244222
[Intro]
E E/G# Caug Caug/F# C#m C#m A A/C# (x2)
E
CAN WE ALL PLEASE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN?
[Verse 1]
E E/G#
In an analogy that makes sense to most
Caug Caug/F#
This opportunity it found me unmarked at the far post
C#m C#m
But I blazed it right against the crossbar
A A/C#
Of the pub that you had worked in since you moved here from Bath spa
E E/G#
But we agreed we couldn't trust a guy that didn't like a single sport
Caug Caug/F#
But those bow-legged suitors hadn’t given me much of a thought
C#m C#m
They said it smelled delicious but it smelt of burning flesh
A/C# A/C#
Not meant to be malicious but this is the cross we bear
[Chorus]
E F#m A
The story of the winter I forgot how to speak
E F#m A
My mind was like a nation's flag but my breeze was too weak
E F#m A
How they dragged me to the hospital, said I had gone deaf
F#m
But I heard everything they said
A
It's just I had no interest
[Verse 2]
E E/G#
Our friends have put the two of us on suicide watch
Caug Caug/F#
And every second spent away we spend watching the clock
C#m C#m
There are photos of us holding hands outside of the frame
A A/C#
I was there, but wonder where our fingers were all the same
E E/G#
It’s like our self-restraint (It’s the size of a fingernail)
Caug Caug/F#
And then we chew it down (Yeah we chew it down all the same)
C#m
Sad eyes for sad goodbyes
A A/C#
It’s a crime, It’s a crime, It’s a crime, It’s a crime
[Chorus]
E F#m A
The story of the winter I forgot how to speak
E F#m A
My mind was like a nation's flag but my breeze was too weak
E F#m A
How they dragged me to the hospital, said I had gone deaf
F#m
But I heard everything they said
A
It's just I had no interest