Em - Cadd9 - G - D
Em Cadd9 G D
If god had long hair and a goatee
Em C
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
G D
If he looked spaced out
Em Cadd9 G D
Would you buy his story Would you believe he had
Em Cadd9 G D
an eye infection
Cadd9 G D
And yeah yeah god looks baked
Cadd9 G D
Yeah yeah god smells good
Cadd9 D
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Em Cadd9 G D
What if god smoked cannabis
Em Cadd9 G D
Hit the bong like some of us
Em Cadd9
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
G D
And he subscribes to rolling stone
If god made this place in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bong