Intro: 4x
D D D D Dsus2 D D D D D D/GD/GD/GD/G
D D/C# D/F# D
Here we are dear old friends
Bm Bm/A G A
You and i drunk again
D D/C# D/F# D
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Bm Bm/A G A
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
Chorus:
D A
but if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my heart
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
you'd be my work of art
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
we would swim in romance
A
but im not gay
G A
so get your hand out of my pants
Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D/G
Verse:
D D/C# D/F# D
Its not that i dont care i do
Bm Bm/A G A
i just dont see myself in you
D D/C# D/F# D
another time another scene
Bm Bm/A
i'd be right behind you
G A
if you know what i mean
Chorus:
D A
cuz if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my soul
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my whole being
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
we would tear down the walls
A
But I'm Not gay
G A
so wont you stop cupping my hand
Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D/G
Ending:
D Dsus2 D D/G
we've never hugged we've never kissed
D Dsus2 D D/G
i've never been intimate with your fist
D Dsus2 D D/G
But you have opened brand new doors
D Dsus2
get over here and
D D/G D,Dsus2,D,D/G
drop your Drawers