Hey Kirby's in Dreamland gonna eat all your shit
Including you
Gm
Yo Dreamland's where it's motherfucking at
Bb
Seeing Dedede eat food cause he's motherfucking fat
Cm
There's a little pink bastard who's eating even faster
D
His name is Kirby bitch and he's the motherfucking master
Gm
Eats big things spits them out with great force
Bb
So that got me thinking 'bout my dick of course
Cm
You know he's DTF this ain't Super Smash Brothers
D
Kirby's banned from tournaments for fucking all your mothers
Gm
Ninja Sex Party and Kirby
Bb
Egoraptor getting dirty
Cm
You got six inches we got thirty
D
Each motherfucker
Gm
It's time to turn down all the lights
Bb
Make sure the mood is right
Cm D
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight
Gm
That's right I'm fucking Kirby in the back of my cat
Bb
He's transporting on my dick like it's a motherfucking Warp Star
Cm
You never see his tongue but you better know it's there
D
Cause once he's got it sprung you gotta look it up on FourSquare
Gm
Three bitches just checked up into that shit
Bb
Zelda Peach and Lolo's girlfriend like a big banana split
Cm
Kirby's dick's a yellow fruit just chilling in the middle
D
Hanging over each edge make your Double Dees pee a little
Gm
Scratch that bitch that he's sucking on a Twinkie
Bb
Dip the cream on their lips wipe it off with girly pinkies
Cm
Everyone satisfied when that little pink guy
D
Starts creeping up their thighs but they better get in line
Gm
Cause I'm fucking Kirby tonight
Bb
And I'll never have a better night a better night
Cm
Excuse me Did somebody say Meta Knight
D
No Fuck off
Gm
He's like a little pink potato
Bb
Sucking on balls like they're Metamatoes
Cm
Screaming Oh God like a double rainbow
D
What does it mean motherfucker
Gm
It can't be wrong if it feels right
Bb
We're painting Dreamland white
Cm D
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight
Fuck yeah