BASS:
E G C G A A C C A A G G (x4)
VERSE:
Em C Am7 Em C Am
Tiptoed up the stairs, climbed into the attic
G C D Am G C B (x2)
Opened up my Grandma’s trunk, well isn’t this dramatic?
E5 [E G C G A C A G bass](x4)
B5 Em A D
There was a label on the side reading “E.A.P.”
B5 Em A D
I wondered to myself, What could this be?
B7 Em
I dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes
A7 B7
And as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise
CHORUS:
Em A D7 G7
‘cause Elvis Porn is what I viewed
Em A D7 G7
There he was, completely in the nude
CM7 B7
Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips
A7 B7
Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips
E A D7 G
Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole
CM7 Dm G7
The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll,
CM7 B
he was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed
A7 B Em
Oh, what a sight, that Elvis Porn
(or)
A7 B
No blue suede shoes covering up his little toes,
CM7 B
no white jumpsuit, and nobody knows
A9 B Em
the tale behind this Elvis Porn