[Chorus]
B F# G#m
The mystic and the master
E
With her plaster cast
B F# B
She wraps and she sets until
F# G#m
Steady with her band saw
E
Buckled down on the desk
B F#
Bite your tongue if you can
E
Cause she loves you 'til she shrinks and she thins
B F#
Like a violet in a violin
E
And she'll paint you a shiny porcelain tooth
G#m
Like the one that hangs in hunch
F#
From her second man's sucker punch
[Verse]
B F# G#m
She don't know what she came for
E B F#
Dyes her hair blonde cause it blends with the grey
B F# G#m E
And she'll drag her little girls to church to learn forgiveness
B F#
Cause there were those that sought to hurt them
E B
Flinch not as your boss undoes your bra
F#
Because you need your job
E B
Growing out of clothes and the little one is in piano
D#m F#m
Because someone's gotta carry it on
[Chorus]
B F# G#m
The mystic and the master
E
With her plaster cast
B F# B
She wraps and she sets until
F# G#m
Steady with her band saw
E
Buckled down on the desk
B F#
Bite your tongue if you can
E
Cause she loves you 'til she shrinks and she thins
B F#
Like a violet in a violin
E
And she'll paint you a shiny porcelain tooth
G#m
Like the one that hangs in hunch
F#
From her second man's sucker punch