(intro) G D Em C
(verse 1)
G
Well they say that opposites attract
D
I can see it now as I look back
Em
If I wanted this, he wanted that
C
We’d bark and hiss like dogs and cats
G
But the thing that drove me up a tree
D
Was the way he liked to disagree
Em D
Each time we had a difference of opinion
(chorus 1)
C D G
He liked the covers pulled down and I didn’t
C D G
He thought I should lose a few pounds and I didn’t
C D Em A
But what finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
C D G
He thought he was God, and I didn’t
(verse 2)
G
Well it was more than just a lover’s spat
D
In this civil war of the thermostat
Em
We’d wail away like maniacs
C
Throwing shoes and brick-a-brac
G
I can see him now in his muscle shirt
D
With those perky pecks and that cocky smirk
Em D
Standin’ there pushin’ all my buttons
(chorus 2)
C D G
He liked the toilet seat up, and I didn’t
C D G
He thought I should be a “C” cup, and I didn’t
C D Em A
But what finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
C D G
He thought he was God, and I didn’t
(bridge)
D
Yeah, he really thought he was the man
Em
Held my whole world in his hands
F C D
But if he ever comes down from that cloud he’s sittin’ on
Em C D
Hallelujah brothers and sisters, I’ll be gone
SOLO: C D G C D G
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C D Em A
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
C D
He thought he was God,
Em A
He really liked himself a lot
C D G C G
He thought he was God, and I didn’t
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