[INTRO]
G5 Gdim D7sus4 D
(Than pick the 4th string as follows: open, 2nd fret, 4th fret)
[CHORUS]
G B7 E7 A7 D7 G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
G B7 E7 A7 D7 G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.
[VERSE]
G E7
A proclamation was issued today,
A7 D7 D
By the government of the U.S.A,
G E7
Up to ninety-nine years in jail,
A7 D7 D
For illegal possession and sale,.....well
G E7
How can they think they're right when they're wrong,
A7 D7 G
I guess they've never been stoned.
[CHORUS]
G B7 E7 A7 D7 G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
G B7 E7 A7 D7 G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.
[VERSE]
G E7
Marijuana is the killer weed,
A7 D7 D
It's gonna be the end of you and me,
G E7
So says the US news report,
A7 D7 D
Excuse me while I take a snort,
G E7
Let's get together now and take a toke
A7 D7 G
Of that magic smoke,
[CHORUS]
G B7 E7 A7 D7 G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
G B7 E7 A7 D7 G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.
[VERSE]
G E7
Guns and tanks and riot gas,
A7 D7 D
Can't stop you from smokin' grass,
G E7
Oh, listen to me brother and I'll tell you true,
A7 D7 G E7
Marijuana is good for you, oh yeah,
A7 D7 G
Marijuana is good for you.
N.C.
Then pick the 4th string over top of spoken words "Breath deeply" as follows: open,
fret, 4th fret
[CHORUS]
G B7 E7 A7 D7 G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
G B7 E7 A7 D7 G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.
Adlib, repeat and fade