TISM (an acronym of This Is Serious Mum) was an Australian alternative rock band from Melbourne. The band was formed in 1982 and broke up in 2004.
The true identities of the members of TISM have been kept secret. For this reason, the band often appear in balaclavas when they play concerts, although they have also been known to indulge in ridiculously complex costumery to the same end. They have been thought to have been influenced by The Residents in this regard.
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----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I MIGHT BE A CUNT - TISM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Refugeesus Email: [email protected] or www.myspace.com/sinistertones
Tuning: Standard
A note for fans, Yay! TISM!
Lyrics:
C5A#5C5 I might be a rock star, but i'll never be a critic C5A#5C5 I might like porno but Baywatch is fucking sick! E5F5G5C5 I might have screwed you sister, but i'll never screw your mum E5F5G5A5G5F5E5F5E5F5 I might have gone to uni, but at least i know im dumb
CF I might be a cunt whoa oh CFGC I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!
C5A#5C5 I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun C5A#5C5 I might not be homosexual, but i've slept with a guy who's one E5F5G5C5 I might agree with Jesus, but i ain't got no religious belief E5F5G5A5G5F5E5F5E5F5 At least i clean the drops up when i piss on the toilet seat.
CF I might be a cunt whoa oh CFGC I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!
Knicker knicker knob me????
C5A#5C5 I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows C5A#5C5 I might watch a current affair, but i watch frontline also E5F5G5C5 I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you've gotta wonder? E5F5G5A5G5F5E5F5 I mightn't tell the truth all the time Hey what's your mum's number?
CF I might be a cunt whoa oh CFGC I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt! FGC but im not a fucking cunt! FGC but im not a fucking cunt!