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¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
FIRST BAPTIST BAR AND GRILL - Tim Wilson
This version is similar to that on YouTube (https://youtu.be/PD2XgQOyCCk)
except there is no chord change when going to verse 4
[Verse 1]
A
Well, the church burned down and no one knew
D
What the Pentecost Baptists was gonna do
A
The Sunday brimstone got so dadgum hot
E
It burned up a church bus in the parkin' lot
A
In a panic the reverend Dr. White
D
Called up an ex-member than hadn't lived right
A
He owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence
E
It's the same Joe's he'd preached against
[Verse 2]
A
He said I don't really want to be a hypocrite
D
I got a Sunday school class that's about to s**t
A
We're all excited about revival week
E
And moved by the spirit so to speak
A
With all the souls we saved and the money we spent
D
We thought God told us to sell that tent
A
I got a famous evangelist supposed to come
E
And done run out of chairs, will you loan us some?
[Verse 3]
A
Joe says hell you can just use the whole dang place
D
A9 on the jukebox "Amazing Grace"
A
I ain't supposed to open because of them blue laws
E
But we'll open tonight if it's alright with y'all
A
Preacher said well I reckon that'd be OK
D
The good Lord works in mysterious ways
A
I was gonna talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth
E
And I reckon I can do it from the DJ booth
[Chorus 1]
A
At the First Baptist Bar and Grill
D
It's the only church in the bible belt that
E
smells like a whiskey still
A
When the sinners finish one more round
D
We'll have dinner on the ground
A E
And go inside and hell [pause]
A
pray we don't get killed
[Verse 4]
A
The Evangelist came with a well-dressed choir
D
They showed up around happy hour
A
Looked around the joint and didn't take it real well
E
said the White ministry has gone to hell
A
Ms. Mills that taught youth Sunday school
D
And two deacons in the back room shootin' pool
A
Were sharin' the Lord with a Jim Beam rep
E
Who was teachin' Ms. Mills some line dance steps
[Verse 5]
A
Reverend White was readin' from the book of Luke
D
To a tall, drunk trucker about to puke
A
He had John 3:16 memorized
E
Tryin' to dry him out to get him baptised
A
The evangelist yelled about the lights and the beer
D
Said White you can't save any souls in here
A
This place ain't nothin' but a den of sin
E
Ain't the kind of place Baptists ought to be in
A
Preacher said well we don't really need y'all here
D
You didn't do a very good job last year
A
Only saved one sinner, that's Todd McGuire
E
And he's the little son of a b***h that set my church on fire
A
Joe's beer joint has done been revived
D
Only been here an hour and I done saved five.
A
Sure it's got mirrors and a big dance floor
E
But I finally found the flock God called me for.
[Chorus 2]
A
At the First Baptist Bar and Grill
D
It's the only church in the bible belt
E
that smells like a whiskey still
A
Not a stained glass window anywhere in site,
D
Just a blood-stained floor and neon lights,
A E
And the communion wine [PAUSE]
A
is always chilled.
[Verse 6]
A
We're here every Sunday; We're livin' large;
D
We're the only church with a cover charge.
A
And if you don't like our doctrine
E
and think we ain't devout, [PAUSE]
We'll have our bouncer throw your butt out …
A D E A
Of the First Baptist Bar and Grill
This version is similar to that on YouTube (https://youtu.be/PD2XgQOyCCk)
except there is no chord change when going to verse 4
[Verse 1]
A
Well, the church burned down and no one knew
D
What the Pentecost Baptists was gonna do
A
The Sunday brimstone got so dadgum hot
E
It burned up a church bus in the parkin' lot
A
In a panic the reverend Dr. White
D
Called up an ex-member than hadn't lived right
A
He owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence
E
It's the same Joe's he'd preached against
[Verse 2]
A
He said I don't really want to be a hypocrite
D
I got a Sunday school class that's about to s**t
A
We're all excited about revival week
E
And moved by the spirit so to speak
A
With all the souls we saved and the money we spent
D
We thought God told us to sell that tent
A
I got a famous evangelist supposed to come
E
And done run out of chairs, will you loan us some?
[Verse 3]
A
Joe says hell you can just use the whole dang place
D
A9 on the jukebox "Amazing Grace"
A
I ain't supposed to open because of them blue laws
E
But we'll open tonight if it's alright with y'all
A
Preacher said well I reckon that'd be OK
D
The good Lord works in mysterious ways
A
I was gonna talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth
E
And I reckon I can do it from the DJ booth
[Chorus 1]
A
At the First Baptist Bar and Grill
D
It's the only church in the bible belt that
E
smells like a whiskey still
A
When the sinners finish one more round
D
We'll have dinner on the ground
A E
And go inside and hell [pause]
A
pray we don't get killed
[Verse 4]
A
The Evangelist came with a well-dressed choir
D
They showed up around happy hour
A
Looked around the joint and didn't take it real well
E
said the White ministry has gone to hell
A
Ms. Mills that taught youth Sunday school
D
And two deacons in the back room shootin' pool
A
Were sharin' the Lord with a Jim Beam rep
E
Who was teachin' Ms. Mills some line dance steps
[Verse 5]
A
Reverend White was readin' from the book of Luke
D
To a tall, drunk trucker about to puke
A
He had John 3:16 memorized
E
Tryin' to dry him out to get him baptised
A
The evangelist yelled about the lights and the beer
D
Said White you can't save any souls in here
A
This place ain't nothin' but a den of sin
E
Ain't the kind of place Baptists ought to be in
A
Preacher said well we don't really need y'all here
D
You didn't do a very good job last year
A
Only saved one sinner, that's Todd McGuire
E
And he's the little son of a b***h that set my church on fire
A
Joe's beer joint has done been revived
D
Only been here an hour and I done saved five.
A
Sure it's got mirrors and a big dance floor
E
But I finally found the flock God called me for.
[Chorus 2]
A
At the First Baptist Bar and Grill
D
It's the only church in the bible belt
E
that smells like a whiskey still
A
Not a stained glass window anywhere in site,
D
Just a blood-stained floor and neon lights,
A E
And the communion wine [PAUSE]
A
is always chilled.
[Verse 6]
A
We're here every Sunday; We're livin' large;
D
We're the only church with a cover charge.
A
And if you don't like our doctrine
E
and think we ain't devout, [PAUSE]
We'll have our bouncer throw your butt out …
A D E A
Of the First Baptist Bar and Grill
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