[Intro]
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Well my body could use a little slimmin' I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'
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And I ain't seen my feet since 1984…the old lady wants a roll in the hay,
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We turn the lights down all the way…'cause I don't look good naked anymore.
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No, I don't look good naked anymore…I'm a deep fried, double-wide version
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Of the man I was before. If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit through the door,
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And I don't look good naked anymore.
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Well I used to be a hell of a man, I chopped wood with just one hand.
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But I can't do the things I done before. Well it all happened kind of slow,
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But I guess I kinda let myself go…now I don't look good naked anymore.
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With each and every passing year, came a lot of french fries and beer.
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And my belly hung a little closer to the floor. Now, my belly is as big as a truck,
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And the old lady don't wanna SHE DON'T WANNA! Cause I don't look good naked anymore.
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Tag: No, I don't look good naked anymore!