[Verse 1]
F C G
You couldn't breathe, I saw you choking
F C G
I said "I quit", you caught me smoking
F C G
After the stroke we all were hoping
F G C B A G F G
Now you're buried in Hoboken
[Chrous]
C F A G C F A
You better be joking
C F A G C F A G
You better be joking
[Bridge]
F A G
It's hard not having you around
F A G
And it's hard just like the ground
F A C G
Where you were buried in the cemetery
F G
And I'm looking for someone who can relate
[Verse 2]
F C G
Now I have to try my hardest
F C G
Every time I'm in that apartment
F C G
To remember where my heart is
F G C B A G F G
Because it's with the dearly departed
[Chorus]
C F A G C F A
You better be joking
C F A G C F A G
You better be joking
[Bridge]
F A G
It's hard not having you around
F A G
And it's hard just like the ground
F A C G
Where you were buried in the cemetery
F G
And I'm looking for someone who can relate
[Solo]
F C G
F C G
F C G
F G C B A G F G
[Chorus]
C F A G C F A
You better be joking
G C F A G C F A G
You better be joking
C
You better be joking