Song by Josh Turner, Carson McKee, and Cole Gage
Youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4LQbcXawIE
[Chorus]
NC
Armed and dangerous
NC
Versus stoned and lazy
NC
No doubt who'd come out on top
NC
Lost and running
NC
Versus convicted felon
NC
I'll be the one in the squad car
Am C/G
If there is ever a problem again
Am D (D7)
I can just call up my friend
[Verse 1]
G C/G
Lighter in hand, [?] on the table
G D (D7)
Detective McCain knocks on my door
G C/G
Flashes his badge, shows me a picture
G D G
Says 'son, have you ever seen this one before?'
[Verse 2]
G C/G
So I shook my head, too scared to answer
G D
The smell on my breath bound to spell out my end
G C/G
I ask 'what's he done?' as my friend was leaving
G D G
With a hand on his gun, said 'he's a dangerous man'
[Chorus]
G
Armed and dangerous
F C/G
Versus stoned and lazy
G Dm C/G
No doubt who'd come out on top
G
Lost and running
F C/G
Versus convicted felon
G Dm C/G
I'll be the one in the squad car
Am C/G
If there is ever a problem again
Am D
I can just call up my friend
(D7) G
Detective McCain
[Banjo solo]
G C/G G D D7
[Verse 3 - Mandolin only]
G C/G
I locked the door, I held myself hostage
G D (D7)
I lay on the floor 'til I talk myself down
G C/G
Life, she ain't so kind, but what are the chances
G D G
The next time it's me, oh when the man rolls around
[Chorus]
G
Armed and dangerous
F C/G
Versus stoned and lazy
G Dm C/G
No doubt who'd come out on top
G
Lost and running
F C/G
Versus convicted felon
G Dm C/G
I'll be the one in the squad car
Am C/G
And if there is ever a problem again
Am D
I can just call up my friend
(D7) G
Detective McCain
[Outro]
G
Armed and dangerous
NC
Versus stoned and lazy
NC
No doubt who'd come out on top
G F C/G G
Detective McCain