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D# - E F# - G G# - A
How do you do I See you've met my
D# - E G G A
Faithful handy -man
D# - E F# - G G# - A
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
D#-E G G A
He thought you were the candyman
D#-E F#-G G#-A
Don't get strung out by the way I look
D#-E G G A
Don't judge a book by its cover
D#-E F#-G
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
G#-A E
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania
E G
Let me show you around maybe play you a sound
A E
You look like you're both pretty groovy
E G
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
A E
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
E G
BRAD We're glad we caught you at home Could we use your phone
A E
We're both in a bit of a hurry JANET Right
E G
BRAD We'll just stay where we are then to back to our car
A E
We don't want to be any worry
E G
FRANK Well you got caught with a flat Well how 'bout that
A E
Well babies don't you panic
E G
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright
A E
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania
hard stop chords struck hard and short
E G
Why don't you stay for the night Night or maybe a bite Bite
A E
I could show you my favorite obsession
E G
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
A E
and he's good for relieving my tension
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania
spoken chords struck hard and short
E G
So - come up to the lab and see what's on the slab
E
I see you shiver with antici pation
E G
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
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So I'll remove the cause chuckle but not the symptom