C G7
He put his arms around her he gave her a pretty diamond ring
He said now every time you wear it I hope you'll think about me
C
It's just my way of saying I'm glad you came
F C
What a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive
G7 C
There's no such thing as a perfect life
When she got back home her first stop was at a local pawn shop
G7
She had come up with the perfect scheme
She came home with a ticket said she found it at the airport
C
And gave it to her husband to redeem
Her heart almost stopped beating when he came back with a toaster
G7
Knowing she could never say a thing
The next day at his office his secretary kissed him
C
And thanked him for the pretty diamond ring
F C
What a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive
G7 C
There's no such thing as a perfect life
F C
What a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive
G7 C
There's no such thing as a perfect life