Tuning: Standard
[Intro]
G C G C
[Verse 1]
G C
Other kitties just like me
Em D
We seem the same but thankfully
G C Em D
I'm the only smart one in this stupid, stupid world
G C
All they do is lay and sit
Em D
And eat and sleep and piss and shit
G C Em D
No one has a purpose in this stupid, stupid world
C D G C
I know I might seem angry but the truth is I don't care
C D Em
It's a stupid, stupid world out there!
[Verse 2]
G C
'Cause there's Gibson, all he says is help
Em D
The dogs so dumb, she'll chase her tail
G C Em D
Everything is pointless in this stupid, stupid world
G C
Tuna's good and pooping's fun
Em D
I sleep all day, this world is dumb
G C Em D
Nothing ever makes sense in this stupid, stupid world
C D G C
And 9 lives is too much for me, I swear it isn't fair to be
C D
In such a stupid world!
[Verse 3]
A D
If I pay attention carefully
F#m E
And write it in my diary
A D F#m E
Then everyone will know about this stupid, stupid world
A D
I never leave my home
F#m E
Because my human closes doors on us
A D F#m E
And everything is stupid in this stupid, stupid world
D E A D
Like Gibson, Steve and what's her name, I hope they all burst up in flames
D E F#
Such a stupid world out there!
[Bridge]
F# B
It's a stupid, stupid world
D#m C#
It's a stupid, stupid world (out there)
F# B
It's a stupid, stupid world
D#m C#
It's a stupid, stupid world (out there)
F# B
It's a stupid, stupid world
D#m C#
It's a stupid, stupid world (out there)
F# B
It's a stupid, stupid world
D#m C#
It's a stupid, stupid world
[Outro]
B C#
I know I might seem arrogant
F# B
But trust me, I'm aware of it
B C# D#m
In such a stupid world out there
B C# F#
It's such a stupid, studid world out there.