Not An Usher Song - Squid Biologist
[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Getting Hungry wanted Chic-Fil-A, forgot that it was a Sunday,
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Then some chick like kneed me in the face, I guess its just another shitty summer day
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[Verse]
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Walking down the street when I look up above, something is a hovering and I hope it's a dove
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'till I get home where all the stress goes away, then I get home and there's a shadow in my face
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O no, there's a bat in my face, I'm flailing and screaming like there's a bat in my face
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a broom in my hand makes the tension go away, at times like these what would Usher say (Usher would say)
[Chorus]
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We're not trying to write an Usher song, We're Squid Biologist c'mon sing along,
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We'ere not trying to write an Usher song, wasn't he the one who sang that song about thongs nonono
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[Verse]
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Last week I had a fever, and I woke up with a bloody nose,
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then the diner fed me dairy, even though I cant eat lactose
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the next day i felt ok but, then a rake hit me in the nut
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sometimes life sucks, and you just have bad luck, and it wont be ok, thats not what Usher would say(usherdsay)
[Chorus]
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We're not trying to write an Usher song, We're Squid Biologist c'mon sing along,
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We'ere not trying to write an Usher song, wasn't he the guy who said he let out the dogs
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[Verse]
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Maybe I dont always do the things I should, but if I could change a thing well i dont think I would
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hanging with my squids and were gonna play, gotta say I love to live my life this way
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you'll flip your lid, cuz we're the squids, wer're the squidsss (we're the squids)
[Chorus]
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We're not trying to write an Usher song, We're just some good friends who are squidding along
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Wasnt I the guy banging on the bathroom floor, who cares we're Squid Biologist cmon sing along
[Outro]
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