G
G C
I couldn't sleep so I took a pill
D Em
with a dirty glass of water from a low pressure hell
G C
Someone buy a round before my liver fails
D Em
and you know it will
C
How many of you will be (Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba)
D
left to make a scene
G (timing is weird feeling) C
at my funeral party
C D
Set my soul at ease by spinning wire
G
as I lay on my side
C
cause it's the earth which I have known since birth
Em
So clap your hands if you wanna be
B C
the little princess who finally gets the pony
D
or the one that steals the life from me
Em B
With that long sleeve thrift you found in Grand Forks
C D
to cover up your track marks
Em B
Cuz when you finally come down
C
the pony you've been riding around town
D
turns out to be a man
Em B C D
And then overheated crimping iron burns your hands again
C
How many of you be will be
D
left to drink whiskey
G C
at my funeral party
C D
Remember to bring your flask
G
and pour a shot for
C
your dead homie
Em B C D
Shake your ass around my casket
Em B C D
Shake your ass around my casket
Em B
Shake your ass around my casket
C D
and bring your beach blankets
Em B
Volley balls, wine coolers
C D (End with one strum)
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