Gm
Nice guys finish last,
Eb
That's why I'll treat you like trash,
Bb F
It's not what I really wanna do. But,
Gm
you only date bad guys so,
Eb
I'll give it my best try to,
Bb F
Treat you the way you want me to.
VERSE 1
Gm
I never open a door,
or pull out a chair.
Eb
You can tell me how your day was
but I don't really care.
Bb
And if you ever get cold,
you'll just have to hack it,
F
Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave you my jacket.
Gm
Like WHOA, you ain't sittin up front,
Eb
Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.
Bb
I never answer my phone,
Whenever you call it
F
And when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet.
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VERSE 2
Gm
And Ima BEAT you!
At every competition.
Eb
Going out with the girls
You better get my permission.
Bb
Wait no, i take that back, you can't go,
F
House is on tonight
And that's my favorite show!
Gm
Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah you do!
Eb
Wait lemme speak your language
Cows go Moo!
Bb F
Mooo Moooo Mooo MOOOO!
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BRIDGE
Eb F Bb Gm
But behind the scenes she means the world to me.
Eb F Bb
Wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that she's loved.
Eb F Bb Gm
Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care...
Eb F
But that won't win her heart BECAUSE....
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