[Intro]
Am G
Em
Am G
Em
[Verse 1]
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Germanys a Place where gayness lives
G
Everyone in England’s into kids
Em
Everyone you meet in Europe is stupid, it’s good shit
Am
Nobody respects the Frenches
G
No one even knows what the Welsh is
Em
No one ever goes to Wales cause it sucks, can we just
[Pre-Chorus]
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Finish finish
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all the fuckin‘ Finnish off
D
and take all of their fish with us
Em
I don’t like em very much
Am
at least they’re not the Swiss, Swiss
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All so fuckin‘ rich, rich
D
Go to war you bitch, bitch
Em
I don’t know much but I know this
[Chorus]
F C
The Netherlands gay
G Am
But not as much as Sweden is and Norway
F C
who’s not as gay as the Danes
G Am
Luxembourg sounds like it is someone’s name
F C
Who’s verery gay
G Am
The men in Iceland are getting boned
F C
Every Day
G Am
cause they love letting men come in their face - they do every day
[Verse 2]
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Nothing is good about Belarus
G
Everyone in Georgia’s into dudes
Em
What’s the best place to receive nudes it’s the EU
Am
Croations are fuckin‘ dumb
G
The Asians took over Belgium
Em
No one knows about Kosovo why they mad? I don’t know
[Pre-Chorus]
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Cyprus is shit
G
and so is Monaco
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Why don’t Montenegro
Em
change their name it’s so racist
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and the Polish are gimps, gimps
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Irish are all chimps, chimps
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Austrians throw shrimps, shrimps
Em
On the barbie I just know
[Chorus]
F C
The Netherlands gay
G Am
But not as much as Holland is every day
F C
They do whatever is gay
G Am
Latvia’s even gayer than is Ukraine
F C
Because Slovenia’s gay
G Am
Or was it Slovakia who really knows
F C
Bulgaria’s gay
G Am
Bosnia and Herzegovina have AIDS - so do Albains
[Bridge]
Am G
Portugal isn’t into girls
Em
Everyone in Hungary is hungry for a set of balls
Am G
Kazakhstan is full of gay Kazakhs
Em
Lichtenstein sounds like a Jewish guy that really loves Cocks
Am
And up in Turkey
G Em
they’re fuckin‘ Armenia with the help of Greece
Am G
Greece is gayer than the average Estoni
Em Am
And Italy is like Bulgaria but gayer than the San Marines
G Em
Azerbaijan finds gay things really fun
Am G
Moldova always bends over for the Maltanis
Em
But none of these are as gay as Vatican City
[Chorus]
F C
… Gay
G Am
Czech Republic is gayer than Lithuania
F C
which is gayer than Spain
G Am
The moniker for Monaco is „We’re gay“
F C
Andorra is gay
G Am
Romania’s gay but Macedonia is
F C
gayer than they
G Am
Fuckin‘ Russia is gayer than all those places - it’s full of apes