[Intro]
Am E7
[Verse]
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Every time we think about same-sex marriage
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It makes us sick to our guts
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I mean, two people who want to commit to a stable
Monogamous life-long relationship
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What are they, nuts?
It's unnatural!
[Pre-Chrous]
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Now a man should not lie with a person who is a guy
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He should only lie to his wife, the bible is clear
We're
[Chorus]
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Defenders of marriage
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In three-button suits
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We'll raise our double standard and see who salutes
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Defenders of marriage
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Defending the institution against people who want to get married
[Verse]
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Every time we think about same-sex parents
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"Oh, my gosh!" we exclaim
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I mean, two people who want to provide a protective
And nurturing family environment
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Have they no shame?
It's so deviant!
[Pre-Chrous]
Am G F C
It's the Lord's holy word, as my second wife said to my third
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That a family's based on obligation and fear
We're
[Chorus]
Am E7
Defenders of marriage
Am E7
Connubial narcs
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Ever vigilant and patriotic patriarchs
Am E7
Defenders of marriage
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Defending the institution against people who want to get married
[Bridge]
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One summer evening when my woman was doing laundry
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I shared a six-pack with an old John Bircher
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And oh so wisely he imparted an ancient quandary, to ponder
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He said, "It's nature versus legislature."
[Spoken] Are people born gay, or do they turn gay just to piss off Dick Armey?
[Outro]
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We're an army of dicks
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With a militant stance
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Let's get the government out of our lives and into our pants
Am E7
Defenders of marriage
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Defending the institution against people who want to get married
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And have their insurance carried
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And be beneficiary'd
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And be next to the ones they love when they are buried