Biografía:
Ray William Johnson is an awesome 23 year old comedian and video blogger, known for his rapid rise to popularity with his internet-based show =3 (Equals Three), a bi-weekly show where he reviews popular internet videos. He started the show in April of 2009, and became a top subscribed Youtube personality in just under a year. In addition, he has a vlog channel called BreakingNYC, a comedic annotation of his day to day life.
Along with reviewing viral videos, Ray is known for inadvertently starting/popularizing internet memes.
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¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
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I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
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We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
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He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
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That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."
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"Do I have to go out, dude?"
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"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she's been asking about you."
F
I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
F Bb
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.
Bb
We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
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In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
F
We drove around for like half the night.
F Bb
Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.
Bb
We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
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Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
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That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
F Bb
The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:
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[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
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[inaudible] bottles of beer.
F
You take one down, you pass it around,
F Bb
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)
Bb
Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
B#
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid.
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He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
F Bb
Like "automobile, big leck!"
Bb
I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
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This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
F
I told that HARP that she could go to hell
F Bb
And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.
Bb
And down to have some fun, she
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Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
F
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
F Bb
So I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And
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She said, "ha! You're totally cute.
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"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
F
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
F Bb
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:
Bb
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
B#
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
F
You take one down, you pass it around,
F Bb
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)
Bb
CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
B#
His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEAST.
F
'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
F Bb
He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
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I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
B#
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."
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"Of COORS! Challenge accepted."
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You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
Bb
Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
B#
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.
F
We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
F Bb
I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
Bb
And CORONA was like, "wow!
B#
You can totally touch my boob now."
F
I was EL PRESIDENTE
F
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
Bb
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:
Bb
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
B#
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
F
You take one down, you pass it around,
F Bb
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgJ0MYSjv8
I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
B#
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
F
He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
F Bb
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."
Bb
"Do I have to go out, dude?"
B#
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she's been asking about you."
F
I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
F Bb
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.
Bb
We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
B#
In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
F
We drove around for like half the night.
F Bb
Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.
Bb
We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
B#
Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
F
That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
F Bb
The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:
Bb
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
B#
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
F
You take one down, you pass it around,
F Bb
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)
Bb
Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
B#
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid.
F
He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
F Bb
Like "automobile, big leck!"
Bb
I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
B#
This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
F
I told that HARP that she could go to hell
F Bb
And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.
Bb
And down to have some fun, she
B#
Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
F
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
F Bb
So I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And
Bb
She said, "ha! You're totally cute.
B#
"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
F
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
F Bb
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:
Bb
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
B#
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
F
You take one down, you pass it around,
F Bb
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)
Bb
CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
B#
His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEAST.
F
'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
F Bb
He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
Bb
I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
B#
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."
F
"Of COORS! Challenge accepted."
F Bb
You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
Bb
Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
B#
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.
F
We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
F Bb
I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
Bb
And CORONA was like, "wow!
B#
You can totally touch my boob now."
F
I was EL PRESIDENTE
F
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
Bb
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:
Bb
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
B#
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
F
You take one down, you pass it around,
F Bb
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgJ0MYSjv8
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