[Intro]
D G D A
[Verse 1]
D G
I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through
D A
He said 'Hold it there mate, well this isn't you'
D G
'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine'
D A
'Well, I'm taking this off you son - identity theft, that's a crime'
D G D
So I'm standing on the street, got no one else to meet
A D
I'm bored and I'm alone so I start to walk home
G D
Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision
A
Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me
[Hook](x2)
D G
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
D A
What's this, are you taking the piss?
D G D
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit
A
Come here, bitch"
[Verse 2]
D G D
I start to reflect and think, my heart does sink
A D
My eyes too swollen to blink, I need another drink
G
That now I can't afford
D A
Because they just ran away with last week's pay
D G
Today it weren't a good day, barking from the dogs
D A
Now I'm thinking I just got robbed
D G
How unfair, I don't care, it's a rare situation
D A
This nation owes me a bit of compensation
[Hook](x2)
D G
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
D A
What's this, are you taking the piss?
D G D
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit
A
Come here, bitch"
[Verse 3]
D G D
Living out of JD bags, smoking broken fags
A
Badman slags, first time shags
D G
Tags on the wall, tryna act cool
D A D
Remember when I got kicked out of the classroom at school
G D
Hated GCSEs, was shit at PE
A D
Us against them, just you and me
G
Now they've got pig fat injected to their six pack
D A
What's up with that? They look a right twat
[Instrumental]
D G D A
D G D A
[Hook](x2)
D G
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
D A
What's this, are you taking the piss?
D G D
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit
A
Come here, bitch"