Podge and Rodge's alter ego's Fester 'n' Ailin sing
this homely, traditional Christmas Carol. Check the
vid at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ucdPfXdwh4
Merry Christmas
THERE'S A DEAD MAN UP THE CHIMNEY
G G D D
Christmas bells are ringin', Wreaths hangin' on the door
D D G G
The fairy's on the tree, Presents on the floor
G G D D
Santa Claus is comin', All the children's waiting's done
C D G C G
But I wouldn't hold your breath kids, 'Cause Ailin's got his gun
G G D D
It was a quiet Christmas Eve, We were snuggled up in bed
D D G G
We heard hooves upun the roof, That's when Ailin raised his head
G G D D
He ran down to the front room, Brandishing his gun
C D G C G
Aimed it up the chimney, Shot the intruder up the bum
G G D D
There's a dead man up the chimney, Some call him Old Saint Nick
D D G G
We shot him up the arse, We poked him with a stick
G G C C
Oohh Christmas is cancelled, Old white beard is dead
G G D G D G
We tried to pull him down, We'll have to burn him out instead
G G D D
There'll be no more presents, There'll be no more joy
D D G G
With the reindeer put down, And the elves all unemployed
G G D D
Don't bother with the tree, No more excitement going to bed
C D G C G
'Cause Ailin shot ol' Santy Claus, And pumped him full of lead
G G D D
There's a dead man up the chimney, Some call him Old Saint Nick
D D G G
We shot him up the arse, We poked him with a stick
G G C C
Oohh Christmas is cancelled, Old white beard is dead
G G D G
We tried to pull him down, We'll have to burn him out instead
G D
So, Did ya 'Slay' Santa, Ailin wha?, Did ya shoot him in the sac?
D G C G
Rudolph has a red nose now, With blood, Come on kids
G G D D
There's a dead man up the chimney, Some call him Old Saint Nick
D D G G
We shot him up the arse, We poked him with a stick
G G C C
Oohh Christmas is cancelled, Old white beard is dead
G G D G
We tried to pull him down, We'll have to burn him out instead