hit 3 times then 1 fast hit maybe up
E5 C5 E5 C5(hit one time, then start to sing)
E5 C5
I wrote this novel just for you
E5 C5
It sounds pretentious but it's true
E5 C5
I wrote this novel just for you
E5 C5
That's why it's vulgar That's why it's blue
B5 C5
And I say thank you
B5 C5(hit one time)
And I say thank you
E5 C5
I wrote this novel just for Mom
E5 C5
For all the mommy things she's done
E5 C5
For all the times she showed me wrong
E5 C5
For all the time she sang god's song
B5 C5
And I say thank you Mom
B5 C5
Hello Mom
B5 C5
Thank you Mom
B5 C5(hit one time)
Hi Mom
E5 C5
I read a book about Uncle Tom
E5 C5
Where a whitey bastard made a bomb
E5 C5
But now Ebonics rule our song
E5 C5
Those motherfuckers got it wrong
B5 C5
And I ask Who is uncle Tom
B5 C5
Who is uncle Tom
B5 C5
Who is uncle Tom
B5 C5(hit one time)
You are
E5 C5
I read a book about the self
E5 C5
Said I should get expensive help
E5 C5
Go fix my head Create some wealth
E5 C5
Put my neurosis on the shelf
B5 C5
But I don't care for myself
B5 C5
I don't care for myself
B5 C5
I don't care for myself
B5 C5(hit one time)
I don't care
E5 C5
I wrote this novel just for you
E5 C5
I'm so pretentious yes it's true
E5 C5
I wrote this novel just for you
Bb5(hit one time, stop playing)
Just for you Just for you