Strum Pattern - (d-d-dudu-d)
E F#m
Why are kids so fucking stupid
B
Did their parents not beat them hard
A B E
enough-enough-enough?
E F#m
I try to empathize with teens
B
Because when I was younger I was stupid
A B E
too-too-too It's true
E F#m
But then I realized that I was never this stupid
B
My friends were never this stupid y'all are just
A B E
dense-dense-dense
E F#m
Like damn I'm really really concerned
B
I wish your father would use that wooden
A B E
spoon-spoon-spoon Just fucking beat them already
E F#m
Listen kids being edgy is okay
B
But the same ten jokes in a row that's not
A B E
okay-okay-okay
E F#m
Like damn is that all you can come up with
B A B E
If you're gonna be racist at least be original please Yeah we're dead serious
E F#m
If you're under seventeen please don't ever talk to me
B A B E
You think this is part of the act but please don't come near me
The rest of this song is E F#m B A B E repeat