[Verse]
A
Like a ship in a bottle
E
I don't want it to change
F#m
Even though you piss me off
D
And left the kid estranged
A
Cause who is going to tell me
E
When I am full of shit
F#m
And who will make me miserable
D
And make me babysit
A
So if you fucking die on me
E
And leave me on my own
F#m
I promise I will hunt you down
D
You'll have nowhere to turn
A
It's not that I would miss you
E
Just I couldn't stand the fuss
F#m
They'd make me plan a funeral
D
We're better of as us
[Chorus]
A
I hate cancer
E
More than ukulele songs
E
They're horrific, annoying
F#m
And worst of all they're twee as fuck
F#m
And won't shut up
F#m
They jingle jangle on my tits
D
I hate them and they fuck me off
E
I wanna smash them all to bits
[Chorus]
A
I hate cancer
E
More than ukulele songs
E
They're annoying and hipster
F#m
And worst of all they're twee as fuck
F#m
And won't shut up
F#m
They jingle jangle on my tits
D
I hate them and they fuck me off
E
I wanna smash them all to bits
[Chorus]
B
I hate cancer
F#
More than ukulele songs
F#
They're annoying and hipster
G#m
And worst of all they're twee as fuck
G#m
And won't shut up
G#m
They jingle jangle on my tits
E
I hate them and they fuck me uff
F# B
I wanna smash them all to bits