Waltzing rhythm 6/8
[Intro]
C G Am C F C D G
C G Am C F G C C F F
[Verse]
C G Am C
It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday
F C D G
The regular crowd comes along
C G Am C
There’s an old man sitting next to me
F G C C
With a younger man stroking his schlong
C G Am C
He says son can you strap on some mammaries
F C D G
High heels, blonde wig, women’s clothes
C G Am C
‘Cause you’re soft and you’re sweet, I could eat you complete
F G C C
From your blonde hair right down to your toes
[Interlude]
Am C D7 D7 Am
La da da de de Da
C D7 D7 G G7 G* G7*
da da de de Da da DA
[Chorus]
C G Am C
Whack off my dong it's a banana, man
F C D G
Whack off my dong, tonight
C G Am C
Well we're all in the mood for some sodomy
F G C C
And you'll keep us squealing all night
[Instrumental]
C G Am C F G C C F F C C F F
[Verse]
C G Am C
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
F C D G
He'll suck off a bloke for a fee
C G Am C
But don’t be too fast to go spreading your ass
F G C C
‘Cause his cock is big as a tree
C G Am C
He says, Bill, I believe this is killing me
F C D G
As the smile ran wide 'cross his face
C G Am C
'Cause I'm sure I could be a blue movie star
F G C C
If you'd get your cock out of my face.
Oh la da da diddy ah (etc)
(should be sung with increasing effect of something large taking up more and more space in the singer’s mouth)
Am C D7 D7 Am
La da da de de Da
C D7 D7 G G7 G* G7*
da da de de Da da DA
[Chorus]
C G Am C
Whack off my dong it's a banana, man
F C D G
Whack off my dong, tonight
C G Am C
Well we're all in the mood for some sodomy
F G C C
And you'll keep us squealing all night
[Instrumental]
C G Am C F G C C F F C C F F
[Verse]
C G Am C
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
F C D G
Who never gets primed for his wife
C G Am C
And he's sucking off Davy, who's squirtin' his gravy
F G C C
And screamin' as if for his life
C G Am C
And the waiter is polishing penises
F C D G
As the businessmen slowly get boned
C G Am C
Yes they're sharing a sad little circle jerk
F G C C
But it's better than beating your own.
Am C D7 D7 Am
La da da de de Da
C D7 D7 G G7 G* G7*
da da de de Da da DA
[Chorus]
C G Am C
Whack off my dong it's a banana, man
F C D G
Whack off my dong, tonight
C G Am C
Well we're all in the mood for some sodomy
F G C C
And you'll keep us squealing all night
[Instrumental]
C G Am C F G C C F F C C F F
[Verse]
C G Am C
It's a pretty good crowd for a
F C D G
Saturday And the manager winks me in code
C G Am C
Cause he’s knows that it it's me they've been coming to see
F G C C
And later I’ll swallow his load
C G Am C
And my organ, it feels like a carnival
F C D G
And the gerbil, it smells like a beer
C G Am C
And they fill up my glass and put stuff in my ass
F G C C
And say man, does your wife know you’re here?
Am C D7 D7 Am
La da da de de Da
C D7 D7 G G7 G* G7*
da da de de Da da DA
[Chorus]
C G Am C
Whack off my dong it's a banana, man
F C D G
Whack off my dong, tonight
C G Am C
Well we're all in the mood for some sodomy
F G C C
And you'll keep us squealing all night
[Instrumental]
C G Am C F G C C F F C C F F