Dm Am
Watch your mouth who-oh-oh
C F
Because your speech is slurred and I bet you just might swallow your tongue
Dm Am
I'm sure you would
C F
Want to give up the ghost with just a little more poise than that
Dm Am C
Well oh-oh Was it God who choked in these situations
F
Running late Oh no he called in
Dm Am C
Well oh-oh Was it God who choked in these situations
F
Running late Oh no he called in
Gm
The hospice is
F C Gm
A relaxing weekend getaway where you're a cut above all the rest
F
Sick and sad patients on first-name basis
C Eb
With all the top physicians
Dm F Bb
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes
Gm Dm
To offset the pills you know you should
F
Take it a day
Bb Gm
At a time
Dm A Dm A
Dm Am C
That's when you s-s-stuttered something profound
F
To the support of the line
Dm Am C
And with the way you've been talking every word
F
Gives you a step closer to hell
Dm Am
That's when you s-s-stuttered something profound
C F
To the support of the line
Dm Am C
And with the way you've been talking every word
Eb
Gives you a step closer to hell
Dm F Bb
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes
Gm Dm
To offset the pills you know you should
F
Take it a day
Bb Gm
At a time
Dm F Bb
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes
Gm Dm
To offset the pills you know you should
F
Take it a day
Bb Gm
At a time
Gm
I Am
F C Gm
Alone in this bed house and head
F
And she never fixed this
C Gm
But at least she
I Am
F C
Alone in this bedroom
Gm F
And she never fixed this
Eb
But at least she makes me forget
Dm F Bb
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes
Gm Dm
To offset the pills you know you should
F
Take it a day
Bb Gm
At a time
Dm F Bb
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes
Gm Dm
To offset the pills you know you should
F
Take it a day
Bb Gm
At a time
Gm
The hospice is
F C Gm
A relaxing weekend getaway where you're a cut above all the rest
F
Sick and sad patients on first-name basis
C Eb
With all the top physicians