Shlomo No No
[Verse 1]
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One night when I was walking down the street
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playing some songs trying to keep the beat with my feet
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then I saw a group of guys waving at me saying come on by
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looks like I've got some people now to meet
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they say they'd like to hear what I can play
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liked it so much they said come back any day
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we'll give you drink and food any-time you come to lighten our mood
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almost too good to be true some just might say
[Chorus A]
B A B A
it seemed too good because it was
B A B A
the world gets all flipped around as it sometimes does
B A
one day I went to the store
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asked for a drink he said don't play here no more
[Refrain]
A B G#m C#m
no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
A B E
just direspect oh what was it for
[Chorus B]
B A G#m F#m
shlomo that's a no no going back on your world
A B G#m F#m
with-out sorry or thank you and yelling how a-bsurd
B A G#m F#m
shlomo you should just go and shove it up your hole
A B G#m C#m B
you're angry mean and cranky with a cold blackened soul
[Refrain]
A B G#m C#m
no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
A B E
just direspect oh what was it for
[Verse 2]
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even though I wasn't to be paid
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I was there al-ready so I went ahead and played
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I made some friend out there Tony shared his sandwich because he cared
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and my happiness began to un-fade
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Giselle said she'd like to hear another song
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but I was in the middle of my favorite one so I con-tinued right a-long
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it's rude to ask an artist to stop especially to play some stupid pop
F#m B E
as an artist she should under-stand but I guess I was wrong
[Chorus A]
B A B A
it seemed too good because it was
B A B A
the world gets all flipped around as it sometimes does
B A
one day I went to the store
G#m C#m B
asked for a drink he said don't play here no more
[Refrain]
A B G#m C#m
no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
A B E
just direspect oh what was it for
[Chorus B]
B A G#m F#m
shlomo that's a no no going back on your world
A B G#m F#m
with-out sorry or thank you and yelling how a-bsurd
B A G#m F#m
shlomo you should just go and shove it up your hole
A B G#m C#m B
you're angry mean and cranky with a cold blackened soul
[Refrain]
A B G#m C#m
no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
A B E
just direspect oh what was it for
[Verse 3]
E G#m F#m B
Giselle it seems she now became pissed off
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she went in-side the store giving me a scoff
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she had no patience to wait couldn't even wait five before deciding to hate
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she went inside to de-clare me a schlaff
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Gotta go the boss says you must leave says she
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says that people just left because of me
A B G#m C#m
they left to smoke a blunt the rotten retched runt
F#m B E
she's just got a prob-lem because I live free
[Chorus A]
B A B A
it seemed too good because it was
B A B A
the world gets all flipped around as it sometimes does
B A
one day I went to the store
G#m C#m B
asked for a drink he said don't play here no more
[Refrain]
A B G#m C#m
no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
A B E
just direspect oh what was it for
[Chorus B]
B A G#m F#m
shlomo that's a no no going back on your world
A B G#m F#m
with-out sorry or thank you and yelling how a-bsurd
B A G#m F#m
shlomo you should just go and shove it up your hole
A B G#m C#m B
you're angry mean and cranky with a cold blackened soul
[Refrain]
A B G#m C#m
no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
A B E
just direspect oh what was it for
A B E
just direspect oh what was it for