[verse 1]
A D A E A D A E A D A E A D A E
well first off I think your head looks like an egg
A D A E A D A E A D A E A D A E
the best part of you dripped down your father's leg
D A D F#m E
it's about time I knocked you down a peg
D A
cause your six pack is a keg
F#m E D A
fat and ugly just like griffins' meg
[chorus]
Bm A
bothered by one post a day
F#m D F#m E
you're a fuddy duddy that's what I say
Bm A
bitchin and complaining fucking tattle tales
F#m D F#m E
run to your mommies if you're gonna cry and wail
Bm A
music's about including everyone
F#m D F#m E
letting each individual enjoy in the fun
Bm A
it's about tearing walls down not building them up
F#m D F#m E
adding something to your fellow man's empty cup
[verse 2]
A D A E A D A E A D A E A D A E
Your social demeanor is the worst
A D A E A D A E A D A E A D A E
when I talk to you I feel like I've been cursed
D A D F#m E
I hope you take a hit from a burst
D A
take a long ride in a herse
F#m E D A D A E A D A E
or regress back to the time when you nursed
[chorus]
Bm A
bothered by one post a day
F#m D F#m E
you're a fuddy duddy that's what I say
Bm A
bitchin and complaining fucking tattle tales
F#m D F#m E
run to your mommies if you're gonna cry and wail
Bm A
music's about including everyone
F#m D F#m E
letting each individual enjoy in the fun
Bm A
it's about tearing walls down not building them up
F#m D F#m E
adding something to your fellow man's empty cup
[bridge]
D F#m E D F#m E D F#m E
i don't need your fucking group anyway
D F#m E D F#m E D F#m E
kicked out for posting one song a day
D F#m E D F#m E D F#m E
this group's dead, it's whack, it don't even matter
D F#m E D F#m E D F#m E
another rung stepped on to climb up this ladder
[chorus]
Bm A
bothered by one post a day
F#m D F#m E
you're a fuddy duddy that's what I say
Bm A
bitchin and complaining fucking tattle tales
F#m D F#m E
run to your mommies if you're gonna cry and wail
Bm A
music's about including everyone
F#m D F#m E
letting each individual enjoy in the fun
Bm A
it's about tearing walls down not building them up
F#m D F#m E
adding something to your fellow man's empty cup