Manpon
[Verse 1]
C Dm F C
i got an itchy ass and some relief I need
C Dm F C
and sometimes when I scratch it my bum begins to bleed
C Dm F C
inside of my pants these blood stains begin to now take seed
C Dm F C
and from this never ending torment I need to be freed
[Chorus]
C Dm F C F G C
When you've got a bleeding ass all you gotta do is get yourself a manpon yes a manpon
C Dm F C F G C
Just take a piece of paper towel shove it in your crack yes thats a manpon a manpon
F C
It keeps the blood from ruining your pants
Dm F G
but be careful they tend to fall out when you dance
[Verse 2]
C Dm F C
i'm glad that i have found it so this feeling I can ditch
C Dm F C
it's a quite thrifty solution and there's no need to be rich
C Dm F C
it soaks up all the moisture which helps to relieve the itch
C Dm F C
and I'm thankful to be freed from that ever nagging bitch
[Chorus]
C Dm F C F G C
When you've got a bleeding ass all you gotta do is get yourself a manpon yes a manpon
C Dm F C F G C
Just take a piece of paper towel shove it in your crack yes thats a manpon a manpon
F C
It keeps the blood from ruining your pants
Dm F G
but be careful they tend to fall out when you dance
[Verse 3]
C Dm F C
I know that this might not be fun to talk about
C Dm F C
so i wrote this little song so we can all scream and shout
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while embracing all our buddies and raising up our stouts
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believe me if you try it you sure will have no doubts
[Chorus]
C Dm F C F G C
When you've got a bleeding ass all you gotta do is get yourself a manpon yes a manpon
C Dm F C F G C
Just take a piece of paper towel shove it in your crack yes thats a manpon a manpon
F C
It keeps the blood from ruining your pants
Dm F G
but be careful they tend to fall out when you dance
[Coda]
F G C
a manpon yes a manpon
F G C
a manpon yes a manpon
F G C
a manpon yes a manpon
F G C
a manpon yes a manpon