03 - Kill the Pants
[Verse 1]
C G F
I was at the store the other day trying to buy myself some clothes
G
when I had this sudden urge to Kill the pants
C G F
nothing seemed to fit me right and when it did it was quite the frightfulest sight
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alright I might Kill the pants
[Chorus]
C G F G
They were all big-ger than me
C G F G
highlighter stained hole in the knee
C G F G
nothing worth buying not that I can see
C G F G
whole thing de-signed just to keep you cra-zy
C G F G
Yeah yeah yeah...
[Verse 2]
C G F
so I went ahead and left that store but i just still could not ig-nore
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the drive deep down inside to kill the pants
C G F
i couldn't get it outta my head not even that night when I was lying asleep in bed
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I WANT EM DEAD!!! I said let's kill the pants
[Chorus]
C G F G
They were all big-ger than me
C G F G
highlighter stained hole in the knee
C G F G
nothing worth buying not that I can see
C G F G
whole thing de-signed just to keep you cra-zy
C G F G
Yeah yeah yeah...
[Verse 3]
C G
so i found myself at that store the very next day
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my feet they just seemed to lead me that way
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then I went cray I say lets kill the pant
C G F
I go ahead and i CHOKE OUT THE NEAREST pair then I give another a tear
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no trouser spared let's kill the pants
[Chorus]
C G F G
They were all big-ger than me
C G F G
highlighter stained hole in the knee
C G F G
nothing worth buying not that I can see
C G F G
whole thing de-signed just to keep you cra-zy
C G F G
Yeah yeah yeah...
[Coda]
C
We'll set em on fire
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We'll rip em to shreds
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we'll shoot holes in em
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anything just to kill the pa-ants