[09 - Dirty Smelly Pile of Garbage]
[Chorus]
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I'm a dirty smelly pile of gar-bage and that's ok cause that is me
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not locked in-side these bars of hy-giene I feel much more free
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I don't need your soaps and sham-poos I pre-fer to stay dir-ty
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cause all that time you waste on wash-ing could be spent more produc-tive-ly
[Verse 1]
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I see all these peo-ple always washing off their germs
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more like wash-ing off the means by which your body's defenses learn
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cause your bo-dy needs it's budd-ies like the earth it needs it's worm
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and all this ceaseless san-i-tizing should be siren for con-cern
[Chorus]
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I'm a dirty smelly pile of gar-bage and that's ok cause that is me
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not locked in-side these bars of hy-giene I feel much more free
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I don't need your soaps and sham-poos I pre-fer to stay dir-ty
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cause all that time you waste on wash-ing could be spent more produc-tive-ly
[Verse 2]
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ta-king a shower eve-ry-day to me is such a hassle
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I re-mem-ber all the frus-trat-ion when that regiment I'd wrassle
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be-fore bed or when I wake but what if I'm to sleep in too late
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and all the dermal prob-lems that the cleansers would cre-ate
[Bridge]
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I smell worse than a shoe that's been pissed on and farted through
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well ya know what I do when I smell like poo0
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I change my clothes and no-bod-y knows
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been told I smell like a rose that's just how the story goes
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it seems that the smell on my clothes it grows
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and I hope to show this proof to all my bros
[Chorus]
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I'm a dirty smelly pile of gar-bage and that's ok cause that is me
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not locked in-side these bars of hy-giene I feel much more free
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I don't need your soaps and sham-poos I pre-fer to stay dir-ty
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cause all that time you waste on wash-ing could be spent more produc-tive-ly
[Verse 3]
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Think of all the mon-ey that I save on my sham-poo
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no need for creams or soaps or miracle goos
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lath-er rinse re-peat that scam I won't fall to
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as I con-tin-ue down this path that's been traveled by few
[Chorus]
C Am C G C Am C Am C G C Am C
I'm a dirty smelly pile of gar-bage and that's ok cause that is me
C Am C G C Am C Am C G C Am C
not locked in-side these bars of hy-giene I feel much more free
C Am C G C Am C Am C G C Am C
I don't need your soaps and sham-poos I pre-fer to stay dir-ty
C Am C G C Am C Am C G C Am C
cause all that time you waste on wash-ing could be spent more produc-tive-ly