Piss Pants
[Chorus]
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
been wearing these pants too long and now they smell like piss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
the smells getting so bad it's surely something no one would miss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
It cannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the butt of many a diss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
I better wash em soon or I'll have nobo-dy to kiss
[Verse 1]
A B E F#m
You know how when you take a piss you always get a drop in your pants
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no matter how you shake or how you shimmy or as much as you wiggle and dance
A B E F#m
well those drops add up after a week or two it's quite hard to avoid this stink
F#m B E C#m B
but there must be a way to solve this problem come on man it's time to think
[Chorus]
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
been wearing these pants too long and now they smell like piss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
the smells getting so bad it's surely something no one would miss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
It cannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the butt of many a diss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
I better wash em soon or I'll have nobo-dy to kiss
[Verse 2]
A B E F#m
well I saw this show called the league and they use a pee bib to sop the drip
B E C#m B
basically it's just a napkin you place between your underwear and your bishop
A B E F#m
but i got a problem with that cause I wear no underwear
B E C#m B
perhaps I could make a little sheath to shroud my dick with care
[Chorus]
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
been wearing these pants too long and now they smell like piss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
the smells getting so bad it's surely something no one would miss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
It cannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the butt of many a diss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
I better wash em soon or I'll have nobo-dy to kiss
[Verse 3]
A B E F#m
when people smell it they probably think I got drunk and pissed myself
B E C#m B
but it's just built up from all those days that I put laundry on the shelf
A B E F#m
it can wrongly ruin your reputation this menacing topic of my rants
B E C#m B
and it can be so embarassing when everybody chants
[Chorus]
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
been wearing these pants too long and now they smell like piss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
the smells getting so bad it's surely something no one would miss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
It cannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the butt of many a diss
E
I got the Piss Pants
F#m A C#m B
I better wash em soon or I'll have nobo-dy to kiss