**Verse 1**
Am
Oh,
Well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
F
And I can't help but to hear
Dm
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
Am
What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter
F Dm
And yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
**Chorus**
Am
I chime in with a
F Dm G Am
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
F Dm
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
G
With a sense of poise and rationality
Am F
I chime in
Dm G Am
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
F Dm
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
G
With a sense of
**Verse 2**
Am
Well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
F
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Dm
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne
Am
Oh Well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
F
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
Dm
So pour the champagne pour the champagne
**Instrumental**
(strum once) Am..Am F..Dm G..Am F
Am
I chime in with a
F Dm G Am
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
F Dm
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
G
With a sense of poise and rationality
Am
I chime in
F Dm G Am
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
F Dm
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
G
With a sense of
**Bridge**
Am F Dm G Am F Dm G
Poise and rationality
Am F Dm G (x2)
Again...
**Chorus**
Am
I chime in
F Dm G Am
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
F Dm
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
G (strum once)
With a sense of poise and rationality
Am
I chime in
F Dm G Am
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
F Dm
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
**Bridge**
Am F Dm G Am F Dm G
Poise and rationality
Am F Dm G (x2)
Again...