Capo on 3
C Em Dm G
not crispy and golden
C Am Dm
but sodden, cold and olden
F G
a bit of fried chick
C Am
from old st nick
Dm G C
the skin is still glistening
C Em Dm G
greeted from the box by a kind-faced fowl
C Am Dm G
it concerns me that santa might've thrown in the towel
Dm G
a box of greased gristle
C Am
from old kris kringle
Dm G C
the chicken is half eaten
C Em Dm G
anointed with oils; not of the three kings kind
C Am Dm G
frankincense and myrrh not what he had in mind
F G
chips smeared with grime
C Am
he must have been out of time
Dm G C Am
i hope that he's okay
Dm G C
santa, i hope that you're alright