4/4 220bpm punk style
[Main riff]
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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
G C
Nothing's as tedious as
G C
teenage existential crisis
G C
something tells me you’re about to
G D C Am
claim you’re different
G C
your life's a hot mess and you've
G C
got no self awareness sonny
G C
you’re not misunderstood you’re
G D C Am
just a bore, sing it
[Bridge]
D G
I've got the answer to your
C Am
problems but you ain't gonna like it
D G
you've been your momma's special
C Am
little darling all your life but
[Chorus]
D G
you've got a choice to be an
C Am
incel or a person so don't
G C
stuff your face with tendies, get some
G D G
exercise and fucking go outside
[Verse 2]
G C
You're disingenuous
G G
uninteresting and vacuous and
G C
somehow made a virtue out of
G D C Am
knowing nothing
G C
can’t pay your rent but making
G C
duckface at your handset
G C
Three hundred likes now but you’re
G D C Am
dead inside honey
[Bridge]
D G
I’ve got the answer to your
C Am
problems but you ain’t gonna like it
D G
you’ve been your daddy’s special
C Am
little princess all your life but
[Chorus]
D G
you’ve got the choice to be an
C Am
airhead or a person so stop
G C
wasting your potential, get off
G D N.C.
instagram and go the fuck outside
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D G
go the fuck outside
[Outro]
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