[Verse 1]
G Em
Some things in life are somewhat easy to do
C D
But you can’t wikihow for someone to fall in love with you
[Chorus]
G Em
Cus' I'm an idiot moron who can't flirt to save a life
C D
Just fill out this questionnaire and try to save me some strife
G
I don’t know am I doing it right
Em
Is my eye contact focused too tight
C
Are you lights flashing red yellow or green
D
All I know is you look like a dream
G C Em D
Of miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, please give me sign
[Verse 2]
G Em
Getting the plane off the ground is the hardest part
C D
Scourge the deep depths of yellow and send some emoji hearts
G Em
It’s going really well, hiar bron and humour deadpan
C D
Then throw your phone in a blender cus it's actually a forty year old man
[Chorus]
G Em
Yes I'm an idiot moron who can't flirt to save a life
C D
Just fill out this questionnaire and try to save me some strife
G
Is this worth all the fuss
Em
Or are we just worthless cosmic dust
C
Social construsts aren’t real
D
Can I just give you a ring and kneel
G C Em D
And just cryyyyyyyyyyyy just please be mineeeeee
[Bridge]
Am E
Is it really that hard to find someone who can stand me
Am E
All I need is someone who will hold my hand as we
Am E
Stay inside and watch low quality teevee
Am E E7
Because I'm really really sorry but you're going to learn about me
[Verse 3]
G Em
That I'm not romantic in the slightest
Em D
Will worry all my ideas are just being too trite it's
G C
Hard for me to show u that I love u
Em D
And I would do if I even only knew
N.C.
Whether you even like me or not, oh my god, oh my fucking gohhhhd
[Chorus]
N.C.
It's TRUE!-
G Em
I'm an idiot moron who can't flirt to save a life
C D
Just fill out this questionnaire and try to save me some strife
G
Am I doing okay
Em
Te amo mi pocito dulce
C
Did that sound even a little sincere
D
I google translated myself here
G Em
I’m so embarrassed I seem pretty unintelligent
C D
You know what, I'd rather stay celibate
N.C. G
Because I'm stupid and it's not worth the fuss