[Intro]
C A7 Dm G
[Verse]
C A7
Yes Hello my name is Clem
Dm G
Im fifteen years old and i want to be dead
C A7
I have no porospects anymore
Dm G
Ive got no self respect i should just walk out the door
[Verse 2]
C A7
Do us a favour and shut it, youre letting the heat out
Dm G
I can relate, my heart is an emotional drought
C A7
I just want to chew a battery and go to bed
Dm G
And not wake up with a headache, just be dead
[Verse 3]
C A7
Is that sad? I dont care
Dm G
Is it funny? No I'm more fragile than ceramicware
C A7
Sorry this song hardly rhymes
Dm G
Im undertalented and I'm performing at an awkward time
[Verse 4]
C A7
I'm Clem and i'm fifteen years old
Dm G
I'm somewhat worthy or so I have been told
C A7
BUt that doesnt really interest me
Dm G
I'd rather chug cheap vodka and break my own knees.
C A7
When I jump in front of a double decker bus
Dm G
And say fuck it all, i'm too tired to discuss
C A7
Fifty miles an hour or more,
Dm G
WIll be enough to make my shrivelled heart soar
[Outro]
C A7
Yes, sorry for taking up your precious time
Dm G
Indulge me as i riff on this shitty uke of mine
C A7
If there's one thing you can learn from this tale
Dm G
Don't listen to me, that usually doesn't end well
C A7
I'm a stupid bastard, self loathing i corral
Dm G C
I'm a dick with bad eyebrows and even worse morals