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The Retirement Home - Brett Kline
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Tabbed by: Brett Kline
Email: n/A
Tuning: EADGBE
I wrote this song, and really want people to see it. I am also writing other songs too.
*palm muted*
G D
I went to see my grandparents last week
Em C
I was greeted by some old freak
G D
He said "hello" at least five times to me
Em C
He's probably just losing his memory
*regular strumming*
G D
I'm at the retirement home
Em C
I'm at the retirement home
G D
I'm at the retirement home
Em C
I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!
*palm muted*
G D
Look at them losing all of their hairs
Em C
Watch them falling down the stairs
G D
See that guy lying on his back
Em C
Maybe he's having a heart attack - oh yeah!
*regular strumming*
G D
I'm at the retirement home
Em C
I'm at the retirement home
G D
I'm at the retirement home
Em C
I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!
*palm muted*
G D
You have to look out for these old folks
Em C
At any time they can have strokes
G D
But I feel most sorry for that one with the IV
Em C
I think that nurse accidentally switched it with pee
*regular strumming*
G D
I'm at the retirement home
Em C
I'm at the retirement home
G D
That guy in the wheelchair is drooling foam
Em C G
At the retirement home - oh yeah!