C
I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
C7
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
F
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
Fdim
It's just between you and me and 1 other tweens
C
Don't care for money Don't care about the fame
C7
I'm just collabing with my friends though I only know their screennames
F
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
Fdim
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line
Am F C E7
Iiiiiiiii conjure fame with challenge vids and
Am F C E7
Iiiiiiiii play drinking games to target kids and
Mute
I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell weeee
A F C
Welcome welcome to the YouTube Culture
G
The YouTube Cult
C
Hey guys I'm on tour so tug on mommy's hair
C7
If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire HA HA
F
Hopping town to town in my first class flight
Fdim
Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write
C
YouTubers had morals back in 11
C7
More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven
F
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon copycat cashin' in
Fdim
Quality to quantity it's Kubrick to Kardashian
Am F C E7
Iiiiiii idolize your idle eyes and
Am F C E7
Iiiiiii'm monetizing kissing guys and
Mute
I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it
A F C
Welcome welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
E7
YouTube Lie
A F C
Welcome welcome to the YouTube Culture
G
The YouTube Cult
G7
There's a mystery to being at the top
People think I'm divine
But the truth I'm no hero
G7
I just play one online
C
I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
C7
Cause yeah I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
F
So I didn't write my book Jesus didn't write the bible
Fdim
I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples
C
I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
C7
They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm twenty three
F
So love me and I'll love you more
Fdim
Cause I love the way you love me my church is a merch store
A F C E7
Iiiiiiiii'm privileged white and rich and male and
A F C G
Youuuuuuuu are not so worship at my YouTube sale
Mute
I put the I in defy and suddenly you deify me
A F C
Welcome welcome to the YouTube Sensation
E7
The YouTube Sin
A F C
Welcome welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
E7
YouTube Lie
A F
Welcome welcome
A D7
Welcome welcome
A F
Welcome welcome
C G C
I said welcome to the YouTube Cult