[Intro]
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Dave! The man they call Dave!
[Chorus]
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He robbed from the rich
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and didn’t care 'bout the poor.
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Stood up to the man
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and he stole his crossbow.
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Our hate for him now,
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ain't hard to explain,
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The cringe guy of Cunt-town,
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the man they call Dave!
[Verse 1]
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Now Dave saw the Mother's face laughing-
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He was the Mother's dement.
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And he saw that jew Marek takin'
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Every dollar and leavin' five cents.
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So he said, "I don't care what you do to my people!"
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"I don't have a hearth to feel."
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Dave strapped on his hat,
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And in five seconds flat,
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Stole everything his party had to steal.
[Chorus]
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He robbed from the rich
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and didn’t care 'bout the poor.
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Stood up to the man
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and he stole his crossbow.
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Our hate for him now,
D7
ain't hard to explain,
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The cringe guy of Cunt-town,
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the man they call Dave!
[Verse 2]
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Now here is what separates retards
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From normal folk like you and I.
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The man they call Dave
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He turned 'round his dark cape,
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And let his whole party to diee.
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He dropped bombs onto our houses.
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He dropped bombs into our yards.
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The man they call Dave
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He turned round his dark cape,
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And headed out for the stars.