Artist: Original Broadway Cast
Song: Meet The Plastics
Album: Mean Girls
Chords by: AER (revised and edited from Mati Tallica)
Capo: None
[Intro]
G#m F# C#
[Verse - Damian/Janis]
G#m F# C#
Woah. Who is at that table there?
C#
Don’t look at them! Just don’t!
G# B C#
We call those three 'The Plastics'.
G# B C#
They're shiny, fake, and hard.
G# B C#
They play their little mind games
G# B C#
All around the schoolyard.
A C D
They might insult your clothing
A C D
Or make fun of your name
A C D
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
Adim7 E7
'Til she burst into flame,
Bbm Eb Bbm
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher.
[Bridge - Janis]
Bbm
Regina George is the queen bee.
Bbm
She's always dressed up.
Eb B
She always wins Spring Fling Queen.
F
We’re just drones that work for her then die.
[Verse - Regina]
Bbm Eb Bbm Eb
My name is Regina George,
Bbm Eb Bbm Eb
And I am a massive deal.
Bbm Ab Eb Gb
Fear me, love me, stand and stare at me,
Bbm Ab Gb
And these...these are real.
Bbm Eb Bbm Eb
I've got money and looks.
Bbm Eb Bbm Eb
I am, like, drunk with power.
Bbm Ab Eb Gb
This whole school humps my leg
Bbm Ab Gb
Like a chihuahua.
Gb F
I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen.
Gb F
I never weigh more than one-fifteen.
Bbm Eb Bbm Eb
My name is Regina George,
Bbm Eb Bbm Eb
And I am a massive deal.
Bbm Ab Eb Gb
I don't care who you are.
Bbm Ab Gb Bbm
I don't care how you feel.
[Bridge - Damian/Janis]
Bbm
That’s Gretchen Wieners.
Adim7
she knows everything about everybody.
F7
That’s why her hair is so big;
it’s full of secrets
[Verse - Gretchen]
Cm
"Yes, Regina." "No, Regina." Every waking hour
Ab
I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power.
D F#/A# D F#/A#
If Regina is the sun, then I'm a disco ball
Bm
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun if you've had alcohol.
Db C+ C Fm
I worm your secrets out of you and bring them to my master.
Db G7 C C7
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster.
Bb G
Regina is the queen, but I'm the head of worker bees
F
As I am seated at her right hand
F
like a Jewish Princess Jesus.
[Bridge - Damian/Janis]
N.C.
That is Karen Smith, the dumbest person you will ever meet.
N.C. C
I once saw her put a “D” in the word “orange.”
[Verse - Karen]
F Bb6
My name is Karen. My hair is shiny.
F/A G C
My teeth are perfect. My skirt is tiny.
Ab Db6
It barely covers my perky heinie.
Ab/C Dbm6 Fm Ab Dbm6
My name is Karen. I may not be smart...
N.C.
That's it.
[Bridge - The Plastics]
E
Right, we never really do this, but
A
How'd you like to have lunch with us this week?
E
No need for you to thank us.
A7
There's no need to even speak.
F#m
You're new, and you don't know things.
C#7/G#
You need good friends who can tell you what to think.
Em
See you here same time tomorrow.
C
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
C#
On Wednesdays we wear pink!
[Concurrently]
[Regina] [Gretchen] [Karen]
B
Here's where you belong. | "Yes, Regina." "No, Regina." Every waking hour | My name is Karen.
C#m7
Here's where you belong. | I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power | My hair is shiny.
E
Here's where you belong. | If Regina is the sun, then I'm a disco ball | My teeth are perfect.
B B7
Here's where you belong. | 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun if you've had alcohol | My skirt is tiny.
[Outro - The Plastics]
E D#m7 G#m7
Wear something nice and grab a tray
E D#m7 G#7
'Cause we don't do this everyday.
E F#7
Say here's where you belong.
D#7 G#m7
Say, say, say here's where you belong!
NC
No, really, say it.
E F#7 B B7/A B6/G G7
Say here's where you belong!
F#7 B
Come sit with us tomorrow. It'll be fetch!