[Intro]
Fadd4bG
Are we gonna have a problem?
Fadd4bG
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far,
Fadd4bG
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
Fadd4bG
I’d normally slap your face off,
Fadd4bG
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, biotch!
Bbm Bbm Gb F
[Verse]
Bb5 Db5
I like!
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
Bb5 Db5
I like!
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
Bb5 Db5
I like!
Skippin’ gym, scaring her, screwing him
Bb5 Db5
I like!
Killer clothes, kickin' nerds in the nose!
Bbm
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Bbm7/Ab
Let your mommy fix you a snack
Woah!
Gm7b5
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
Ebsus4 Eb7
In my Porsha with the quarterback
Gb2 Ab7sus4
Woah! Woah! Woah!
[Chorus]
C#m F#m/A
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
E B7
Welcome to my candy store
Cdim C#m
It’s time for you to prove
F#m/A B
You’re not a loser anymore
C#m F7/C
Then step into my candy store
[Verse]
Bb5 Db5
Guys fall
At your feet, pay the check, help you cheat
Bb5 Db5
All you
Have to do, say goodbye to Shamoo
Bb5 Db5
That freak's
Not your friend, I can tell in the end
Bb5 Db5
If she
Had your shot
She would leave you to rot!
Bbm
Course if you don't care, fine go braid her hair
Bbm/Ab
Maybe Sesame Street is on!
Woah!
Gm7b5
Or forget that freak, and get in my jeep
Eb7sus4 Eb7
Let's go tear up someone's lawn
Gb2 Ab7sus4
Woah! Woah! Woah!
[Chorus]
C#m F#m/A
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
E B7
Welcome to my candy store
Cdim C#m
You just gotta prove
F#/A
You’re not a pussy anymore
B C#m
Then step into my candy store
[Bridge]
D2
You can join the team
A
Or you can bitch and moan
E
You can live the dream
F#m
Or you can die alone
D2 A
You could fly with eagles or if you'd prefer
B7sus F#m/A G#
Keep on testing me and end up like her!
G#7sus4 G#7 C#m/G# G# A7/G
Woah!
[Chorus]
Dm/F A/E Dm/A
Honey watchu waitn for-
Bb
Shut up Heather!
C F/A/BbC7
Step into my candy store
C7sus C#dim Dm Gm/Bb C5 C6 C7 C5
Woah, woah o aoaoh
And step into my candy store!
Dm Dm/C
It's my candy store, it's my candy
Bm7b5 Gm/Bb
It's my candy store, it's my candy
A F D
It's my candy store, it's my candy store
D5 D5 D5 D5
Woah!