G#m
I like!
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
F#m
I like!
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
E
I like!
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
D#
I like!
Killer clothes
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
G#m
If you lack the balls
F#m
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
Woah!
E
Or you could come smoke
D#
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback
E F#
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Bm G
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
D A
Welcome to my candy store
Bm
It’s time for you to prove
G A
You’re not a loser anymore
Bm
Then step into my candy store
Bm F#
G#m
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
F#m
All you
Have to do
Say goodbye to Shamu
E
That freak’s
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
D#
If she
Had your shot
She would leave you to rot
G#m
‘Course if you don’t care
F#m
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
Woah!
E
Or forget that creep
And get in my jeep
D#
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
E F#
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Bm G
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
D A
Welcome to my candy store
Bm
You just gotta prove
G A
You’re not a pussy anymore
Bm
Then step into my candy store
C
You can join the team
G
Or you can bitch and moan
D
You can live the dream
Em
Or you can die alone
C
You can fly with eagles
G
Or if you prefer
D
Keep on testing me
F#
And end up like her!
Woah!
Bm G
Honey, whachu waiting for
D A
Step into my candy store!
Bm
Time for you to prove
G A
You’re not a lame ass anymore!
Bm
Then step into my candy store!
Bm
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
A
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy!
G
It’s my candy store
F#
It's my candy store!