[Intro]
B7sus2
[Chris]
B7sus2
Guess what, ever since the world began
Aadd9
Same plot, everyone's been dumping on their fellow man
E
Pounding people they feel better than
I hope you're taking notes cause
B7sus2
You feel everyone deserves a shot
Get real
Some of us have got it, girl
Aadd9
And some got squat
E
That's the truth, oh honey, like it or not
I hate to break it to you
C#m7 B/D#
My daddy taught me
E F#sus F#
You get no where being nice
C#m7 B/D# E
So now I'm sharing his advice:
E/F# B
The world according to Chris is
F#/A# E/G#
Better to strike then get struck
F#/A# B
Better to screw then get screwed
F#/A# E
You'd probably think it's bizarre
F#sus2 B7sus2
But that's the way things are
(Spoken)
Sue: But that doesn't mean it has to be that way! What does it cost to be kind?
Chris: Ew, what have you done with my best friend?
Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?
[KEY CHANGE FROM]
Bmaj7
Emaj7
[Billy]
E7sus2
I swear
There's a dick in every class
Not fair
Dadd9
Each and every time I fail those losers pass
A
Hey, everyone of them can kiss my ass
[Chris]
N.C.
You wonder why I love him
[Billy]
E7sus2
One year, there was this good looking guy
So queer
Dadd9
And on top of that he has a wandering eye
One day he looks at me
A
And, huh, bye-bye
[Chris]
N.C.
I bet he got the message
[Chris and Billy]
F#m7 E/G# A Bsus2 B
We're here to tell you how this whole damn freak show works
[Chris and Billy]
F#m7 E/G# A
If you don't listen, then you're jerks!
[All]
B7sus2 E
The world according to Chris is
B/D# A/C#
Better to punch than get punched
B/D# E
Better to burn than get burned
B/D# A
Learn that and you're gonna go far
B7sus2
Cause that's the way things are
[Chris]
Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na na
Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na
[All]
Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na na
Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na
[Sue]
Bb7sus2
Tommy, you don't understand
Abadd9
What was just a joke got out of hand
Eb
We kept on screaming til she hit the floor
[Spoken]
N.C.
Tommy: C'mon, everybody was doing it
[Sue]
Bb7sus2
Hey, I was in there, too
Ab(add2)
What came over me was something new
Eb
I did things I'd never done before
Cm7 Bb/D
And now I wish there's something
Eb Fsus F
I could do or say
Cm7 Bb/D Eb
I've never ever felt this way
Eb/F
[Tommy]
Bb
Look, Sue
F/A Eb/G
Don't be so hard on yourself
F/A Bb
You can tell me to keep my mouth shut
F/A E
But, wanna know what I'd advise?
[Sue]
Ebadd9/F
What?
[Tommy]
Bb5
Apologize
[Chris]
C7sus2
Ew, Sue
I can tell you're feeling sad
[All]
Boo Hoo!
Bbadd9
So, we clobbered Carrie and that's too damn bad
[Chris]
F
This is why you've gotta love my dad
[All]
He's got the right idea
[Chris]
Dm7 C F Gsus
My daddy taught me who's on top and who's below
[All]
G
Who's below
[Chris]
Dm7 C/E F
And now its time I let you know
G7sus2 Cm7
The world according to Chris...
[All]
C5
Ha-na na na na na na na
C5
Ha-na na na na na na na na
[Billy]
C5
Let's start this party, people!
C5
The world according to Chris
C5
The world according to Chris
C5
The world according to Chris
C5 Bb/C
The world according to Chris
[Chris]
(softly)
Dbadd9/Eb Ab5
The world according to Chris is
Ab5/G Ab5/F
Better to whip than get whipped
Ab5/Db Ab5/Eb Ab5
Even if somebody bleeds
Please
Ab5/G Ab5/Db
Nobody dies from a scar
Dbsus2 Ab/Eb Dbsus2/Eb
And that's the way things
N.C.
Are