[Intro]
N.C
He went clear through to China!
[Instrumental]
G5 Eb5 G5
[Verse]
G5
I wish the giant were alive
Eb5 D5
Alive this very minute
G5
To look inside his grave and see
Eb5 D5
How lovely he looks in it
[Chorus]
G D
He's all laid out
G C
Like a very good scout
G Ab G
And he never looked better in his life
G D
We're happy to
G C
Give the devil his due
G Ab G
And he never looked better in his life
[Chorus 2]
A
We sing tra-la-la-la tra-la-la
A D
Ah ha ha tra-la-la
A
He's perpendicular-la-la
A D
Tra-la-la-la-la
[Break]
G5 Eb5 G5
[Verse]
G5
If he could only see himself
Eb5 D5
He wouldn't know the monster
G5
And if he knew him he would be
Eb5 D5
The only one who want's ta'
[Chorus]
G D
He met his doom
G C
He fall down and go "boom"
G Ab G
And he never looked better in his life
G D
Some day by gosh
G C
He'll be acres of squash
G Ab G
And he never looked better in his life
[Chorus 2]
A
He fell on his vertebra-la-la
A D
Ah ha ha tra-la-la
A
He's perpendicular-la-la
A D
Tra-la-la-la-la
[Break]
G5 Eb5 G5
[Verse]
G5
He's wearing several branches of
Eb5 D5
The beanstalk for a neck-tie
G5
I never seen a better lookin'
Eb5 D5
Corpuscle delecti
[Chorus]
G D
His toes are curled
G C
And he's out of this world
G Ab G
And he never looked better in his life
G D
And there he lays
G C
To the end of his days
G Ab G
And he never looked better in his life
[Chorus 2]
A
So tune up the arches tra-la-la
A D
Ah ha ha tra-la-la
A
He's perpendicular-la-la
A D
Tra-la-la-la-la