“Waltzing with Bears”
[Intro]
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[Verse]
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My Uncle Walter’s not right in the head.
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He’s been that way all his life my Mother said.
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It’s not that he’s violent or falls down the stairs.
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It’s that he goes waltzing goes waltzing with bears.
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He goes wa-wa-wa-wa, wa-waltzing with bears,
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Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too.
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There's nothing on Earth Uncle Walter won't do,
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So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa-waltzing,
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So he can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears!
[Verse]
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I went to his room in the middle of the night,
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I tiptoed inside and I turned on the light,
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but to my dismay, he was nowhere in sight,
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Well we’re sure Uncle Walter goes waltzing at night!
[Chorus]
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He goes wa-wa-wa-wa, wa-waltzing with bears,
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Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too.
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There's nothing on Earth Uncle Walter won't do,
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So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa-waltzing,
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So he can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears!
[Verse]
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I gave Uncle Walter a new coat to wear,
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When he comes in it's all covered with hair,
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And lately I've noticed several new tears,
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I'm sure Uncle Walter goes waltzing with bears!
[Chorus]
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He goes wa-wa-wa-wa, wa-waltzing with bears,
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Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too.
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There's nothing on Earth Uncle Walter won't do,
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So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa-waltzing,
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So he can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears!
[Verse]
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We told Uncle Walter that he should be good,
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And do all the things that we said he should,
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But we know that he'd rather be off in the wood,
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I'm afraid we might lose him, lose him for good!
[Chorus]
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He goes wa-wa-wa-wa, wa-waltzing with bears,
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Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too.
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There's nothing on Earth Uncle Walter won't do,
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So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa-waltzing,
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So he can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears!
[Verse]
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We begged Uncle Walter, “Oh please won't you stay!"
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He managed to stay at home for a day,
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But the bears all barged in, and they dragged him away!
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Now he's waltzing with pandas, he can't understand us,
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the bears all demand at least one dance a day!
[Chorus]
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He goes wa-wa-wa-wa, wa-waltzing with bears,
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Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too.
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There's nothing on Earth Uncle Walter won't do,
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So he can go waltzing, wa-wa-wa-waltzing,
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So he can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears!