[Verse]
Em Em
She's got a good job, she works hard for the money.
G G
She looks like a model, like a Playboy Bunny.
D D
She likes comic books and video games,
Em Bm
She even plays Warhammer 40K.
[Chorus]
G
But she don't like Firefly.
G Em Em
That's why I had to say goodbye.
G
No, she don't like Firefly,
G Em Em
So she's gone, gone, gone.
[Verse]
Em Em
She drinks good beer, she drives a hybrid car,
G G
Shes hotter than her Warcraft avatar.
D D
She's got her own dicebag for role-playing games.
Em Bm
She even wears steampunk lingerie...
[Chorus]
G
But she don't like Firefly.
G Em Em
She didn't even cry when Wash died.
G
No, she don't like Firefly,
G Em Em
So she's gone, gone, gone.
[Bridge]
B#m B#m
For our one month anniversary
Em Em
We spent a weekend naked playing Halo 3.
C C
We had a great time laughing at zombie movies,
Em Em
Til I pulled out my copy of Serenity.
C C
She got all tense, said, “Do we have to watch this?”
Em Bm
I just said, “Xiao Jie! Hit the bricks!”
[Chorus]
G
'Cause she don't like Firefly.
G Em Em
She didn't even cry when Wash died.
G
No, she don't like Firefly,
G Em Em
So she's gone, gone, gone.
G
No she don't like Firefly.
G Em Em
That's why I had to say goodbye.
G
No, she don't like Firefly,
G Em Em
So she's gone, gone, gone.